American butter consumption is the highest its been in 40 years. Which is now also the average American lifespan.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 8, 2014
Bulletin: Kim Jong-Un willing to give up nuclear program to Harlem Globetrotters.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) January 8, 2014
Chris Christie is throwing aides under the bus. But the bus isn't going anywhere due to lane closures on the George Washington Bridge.
— Mark Evanier (@evanier) January 9, 2014
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